kreayshawn is going to be a bad mother
apparently sparknotes told me there was actual symbolism and like allusions and shit in harry potter which i actually never thought to look for
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i laughed
i can’t believe they’re making a movie out of that weak ayn rand brony book everyone pretends that they’ve read
well that was a fun joke, let’s see how long till tumblr makes it unfunny
wehn u take the joek and make it unfnuny
(via jehovahs)
Anonymous asked: i hope to god you choose the right path in life alec
don’t tell me what to do faggot
honestly though
the fucking baby meme
just… so pandering and awkward and uncomfortable? Like it’s the fucking white house whichever intern they have working their twitter should be more reverent jesus christ
This is the apex of american government
i hate this goddamned country so much. so much
look at how fucking ridiculous it’s all become
fuck
when is this thing gonna finally collapse good Lord
beautiful
we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
the sun has fallen down, and the billboards are all leering, and the flags are all dead, at the top of their polls.
(via sexhaver)
everyone has a jawline if you suck your bottom lip in and turn your head 90 degrees
i meant to put this in my tagged/me
